- Put both lids of the toilet up.
- Add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
- Pick up and soothe the cat while you carry him (or her) to the bathroom.
- In one smooth motion put the cat in the toilet and close the lids. Note: You may need to stand on the lid.
- At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Note: Ignore the noises coming from the toilet as the cat is actually enjoying the bath.
- Flush the toilet several times. (This will increase the effectiveness of the process and completely rinse the cat.)
- Have another member of the household open the front door to your house. Note: Ensure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
- Stand away from the toilet and quickly lift the lid. Note: You may wish to stand in the tub or shower and use a stick or broom handle to lift the lid.
- The cat will quickly exit the toilet and bathroom, sort of like 3:00 am behavior, and be out the front door before you can blink.
- The cat will dry off and groom outside. Note: You may safely ignore the cat’s dirty looks as these will disappear the next time you use the can opener. Note 2: Both the cat and the toilet will be sparkling clean.