[su_dropcap style=”simple”]A[/su_dropcap] daughter asks her Dad, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend
said to me that I didn’t understand. He is sooooo in to his cars and told
me that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic
bumper.”
Her Dad answered, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood
and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his lug nuts
so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking oil
out of his exhaust pipe.”