Two Jokes

Joke One

Two theoretical physicists are lost at the top of a mountain. Theoretical physicist No 1 pulls out a map and peruses it for a while. Then he turns to theoretical physicist No 2 and says:

“Hey, I’ve figured it out. I know where we are.”
“Where are we then?”
“Do you see that mountain over there?”
“Well… THAT’S where we are.”


Joke Two

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.



Of which, at this age,  I am still a member.